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01 January 2009 @ 07:00 pm
HEY! I GET A NEW ROOMMATE!
I MISS MY PRINCE, THOUGH, BECAUSE HE WAS REALLY AWESOME AND I MISS HIM LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS.
THOUGH HE'LL NEVER BE AS AWESOME AS IL PALAZZO-SAMA~~~~~~

THIS IS OKAY, THOUGH, BECAUSE EXCEL EXCEL'S GOING TO GO STAY WITH THE PRINCE EVERY NOW AND THEN! 8D
WE LIKE TO PLAY TOGETHER AND STUFF!

OH!
AND NEW ROOMIE!
MAKE SURE YOU BRING A SHITLOAD OF FOOD, OKAY???? I LIKE TO EAT! >3~

AND DON'T TOUCH MY EMERGENCY RATIONS!
 
 
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18 November 2008 @ 01:43 pm
EXCEL EXCEL DOES NOT LIKE THE ITCH! :[
PRINCE TYPE, PRINCE TYPE, PRINCE TYPE PLEASE HELP THE EXCEL EXCEL!

NOT EVEN A MILITARY COULD SAVE ME NOW! T___________T
I DON'T WANNA SCRATCH BECAUSE IT MAKES ME ITCH MORE.
I WISH I HAD ONE OF THE DUMMIES IL PALAZZO-SAMA USUALLY USES FOR EXPERIMENTS, BUT NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. :[

PRINCE TYPE, PRINCE TYPE, SAVE THE EXCEL!
 
 
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13 August 2008 @ 10:55 pm
I GET TO BE WITH THE PRINCE!
I GET TO BE WITH THE PRINCE!
:D :D :D :D~~~~~

EXCEL EXCEL GETS TO BE WITH HER THE PRINCE! :D!

EXCEL EXCEL LIKES YOU, MISTER PRINCE BELPHEGOR! :D :D :D :D

AND NOW WE GET TO BE BEST FRIENDS! >D
 
 
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23 July 2008 @ 10:39 pm
LOOK LOOK LOOK!
EXCEL EXCEL IS PRETTY NOW!!!!!!
OH, IL PALAZZO-SAMAAAAAAA, COME SEE HOW PRETTY EXCEL EXCEL LOOKS! :D :D :D :D :D
 
 
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22 June 2008 @ 01:28 pm
SWIMMING SWIMMING SWIMMING~
YAY!

EXCEL EXCEL GREATLY APPROVES OF THIS NEW DECK AND IS VERY HAPPY TO WANDER IN SWIMMING WEAR! :D
OF COURSE, SHE WOULD WANDER IN LESS THAN SWIMMING WEAR, BUT IL PALAZZO-SAMA WOULD NOT APPROVE OF THESE ACTIONS! :O SO NO.

PRINCE UNIT SHOULD GO TO THE BEACH'NESS TOO AND WE COULD PLAY!
OR MISTER OLD RAGGEDY MAN! :D
OR ANY OF THE OTHER WONDERFUL PEOPLE!

EXCEL EXCEL WILL EVEN BRING MENCHI~! :D
WE CAN HAVE A BARBECUE!
 
 
 
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09 June 2008 @ 09:50 pm
CAN EXCEL EXCEL EAT THE FOOD ATTACHED TO HER?

BOY = MEAT.
MEAT = FOOD.

THEREFORE~~~~~ :D

BOY = FOOD!

EXCEL EXCEL IS HUNGRY AND MIKA-CHAN TOLD HER NOT TO EAT EVERYTHING. (YES, MIKA-CHAN, EXCEL EXCEL WAS PAYING ATTENTION!!!!!!) SO EXCEL EXCEL NEEDS TO EAT SOMETHING AND IF SHE EATS ALL THE ICE CREAM SHE WILL GET FAT AND LOOK WEIRD IN HER SWIMMING SUIT! :O

EXCEL WANTS TO EAT THE BOY ATTACHED TO HER!!!!! :D
 
 
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02 June 2008 @ 10:53 pm
EXCEL EXCEL IS HAPPY!
MIKA-CHAN IS HAPPY!

EXCEL EXCEL IS HAPPY BECAUSE MIKA-CHAN IS HAPPY!

EXCEL NOW HAS A JOB AND SHE WORKS AT THE ICE CREAM PARLOUR! YUMMYYUMMYYUMMY ICE CREAM!

WE HAVE ALL KINDS, SO PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE COME AND GET SOME ICE CREAM FROM EXCEL EXCEL!

SHE SELLS THE FOLLOWING:
¤ OREO COOKIES `N CREAM
¤ CHOCOLATE OREO
¤ JAMOCHA OREO
¤ VANILLA
¤ MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP
¤ CHOCOLATE
¤ CHOCOLATE CHIP
¤ PRALINES `N CREAM
¤ VERY BERRY STRAWBERRY
¤ CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH
¤ OLD FASHIONED BUTTER PECAN
¤ JAMOCHA
¤ JAMOCHA ALMOND FUDGE
¤ REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP
¤ ROCKY ROAD
¤ PEANUT BUTTER `N CHOCOLATE
¤ PISTACHIO ALMOND
¤ GOLD MEDAL RIBBON
¤ OLD WOMAN HAG NANA
¤ WORLD CLASS CHOCOLATE
¤ NUTTY COCONUT
¤ CHERRIES JUBILEE
¤ CHOCOLATE FUDGE
¤ FRENCH VANILLA
¤ HEATH
¤ BASEBALL NUT
¤ PINK BUBBLE GUM
¤ COTTON CANDY
¤ LOVE POTION #31
¤ STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE
¤ YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE ICE CREAM
¤ AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY CAKE
¤ MAKIN' COOKIES
¤ LEMON CUSTARD
¤ MISSISSIPPI MUD
¤ FUDGE BROWNIE
¤ RUM RAISIN
¤ CREOLE CREAM CHEESE
¤ BANANA NUT
¤ CHOCOLATE ALMOND
¤ TIRAMISU
¤ OREGON BLACKBERRY
¤ BLACK WALNUT
¤ ROCK `N POP SWIRL
¤ RAINBOW SHERBET
¤ ORANGE SHERBET
¤ LIME DAIQUIRI ICE
¤ LEMON SORBET
¤ MISTER OLD RAGGEDY MAN
¤ SPLISH SPLASH SHERBET
¤ ESPRESSO `N CREAM
¤ WILD `N RECKLESS SHERBET
¤ TROPICAL ICE
¤ STRAWBERRY SORBET
¤ WATERMELON ICE
¤ BAILEYS IRISH CREAM
¤ BUTTER PECAN
¤ CHERRY VANILLA
¤ CINNAMON DULCE DE LECHE
¤ CREME BRULEE
¤ MANGO
¤ GREEN TEA
¤ AZUKI BEAN
¤ VANILLA HONEY BEE
¤ IMAGINE WHIRLED PEACE
¤ CAKE BATTER
¤ TRIPLE CARAMEL CHUNK
¤ CHERRY GARCIA
¤ CHUBBY HUBBY
¤ CHUNKY MONKEY
¤ CINNAMON BUNS
¤ MENCHI
¤ DUBLIN MUDSLIDE
¤ EVERYTHING BUT THE...
¤ FOSSIL FUEL
¤ HALF BAKED
¤ KARAMEL SUTRA
¤ NEAPOLITAN DYNAMITE
¤ PHISH FOOD
¤ PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE
¤ S'MORES
¤ MIKA-CHAN
¤ TURTLE SOUP
¤ VERMONTY PYTHON

SO PLEASE COME AND GET SOME ICE CREAM FROM EXCEL EXCEL TODAY! :D :D :D :D :D
 
 
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16 April 2008 @ 01:37 pm
EXCEL EXCEL IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE...

FEED-THE-EXCEL DRIVE HAS BEGUN!

AS I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF ADVERTISING THROUGH THE NETWORK, :3, I LOOK FORWARD TO THE NUMBER OF CONTRIBUTIONS IN THE NAME OF EXCEL EXCEL AND THE SUPER SECRET ORGANIZATION OF A.C.R.O.S.S.!

HAIL IL PALAZZO-SAMA!

WITH THESE NEW PEE DEE 'A' DEVICES, EXCEL EXCEL IS SURE SHE CAN SELL HERS OFF TO OBTAIN FOOD UNITS! DOES ANYONE WANT ANOTHER PEE DEE 'A'? :D!
 
 
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02 February 2008 @ 07:17 pm
SEE????!!!!!
EXCEL EXCEL CAN BE SMART!
AND ALL OF YOU ARE ST00PID FOR NOT BELIEVING! >O

IL PALAZZO-SAMA IS GOING TO BE SO PROUD OF HIS LITTLE EXCEL EXCEL!

AND... WHY IS... MENCHI-CHAN LOOKING SO PRIM AND PROPER? DID EXCEL EXCEL REALLY HAVE INTENTIONS OF NOT EATING THE EMERGENCY RATIONS??? :O
 
 
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01 February 2008 @ 01:12 pm
Excel has come to you all today with some brilliant displays of how not to speak in the world of today. Below, you will find many examples pulled from the last week of both formal network postings that were listed and comments pertaining to these said posts. Below that, you will find the correct translation that should be used in place of words that we consider 'ebonics'.

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And henceforth, you may see that this way of speaking must cease and be corrected at once.

Should you have any questions, please feel free to contact me. I would even be willing to provide free lessons.